That's just crazy talk!

Dear Winston:

I would appreciate it if you would let me sleep in until at least 6:15 a.m. during the week and until at least 7:30 a.m. on the weekends. Waking me up at 5:45 on the dot every morning makes your mother very crabby. I don’t feel like I’m asking for much. I don’t mind getting up a ½ hour early to play with you each morning but an hour… come on. If you’re a good boy then maybe I’ll take you for a walk/jog in the morning once it gets nice outside. :)

Love,

Mom.